I'm a writer. There, I've admitted it. I wonder if there's a 12-Step program for folks like me...

Most of this blog will be about writing for a living. Or maybe about trying to earn a living as a writer. Or maybe about trying to have a life while you write.

And maybe I'll be able to avoid the driving temptation to write about politics. But I'm not very good around temptation, so all I can promise is that I'll try to avoid writing about politics.

But I will write about the software I use, and the software I try out, and what I think about it. I actually spent lots of years in software testing - as a tester and as a manager of testing departments. I actually started work in software development in 1971, so I have a bit of experience with computers to back up what I have to say on this subject.

Friday, December 17, 2010

An apology, and some Warm Fuzzies

 

Please accept my apologies for not posting at the beginning of this week (along with most other weeks). I try to get these posts out on Monday or Tuesday, but Life, working on my book projects and small interruptions tend to get in my way. Bedsides, I just love the sound of deadlines as they go wooshing by.

I’m scheduled to be at a charity benefit at the Middleburg Elementary School scheduled for tomorrow, December 18, and because this is one of Jacksonville’s damper seasons I have been keeping a close eye on the weather. Naturally, there is a 60% chance of showers and the odd thunder storm. But I’ll be there, smiling, rain or no rain. In my tent. With the sides down, sipping hot coffee. Cold, and probably somewhat damp.

But I’ll be there.

I had a phone call from one of my customers who purchased “The Big Bend” for his wife about a month ago. He wanted to know how he could purchase “Hog Valley” for her because she enjoyed “The Big Bend” so much.

This is a charity event to raise money for a young man with Hodgkins Lymphoma, and I’ve committed to providing a few signed copies for the fund raiser auction.

On the 17th of January I’ll be at “All Booked Up” on Bichara Blvd in The Villages between Leesburg and Ocala for a signing.

If you’re in the area of either event, please stop by and say hello.

On another note entirely, my CD drive gave up the ghost. It’s been reluctant to accept some of the CD’s I’ve tried to access, and finally the cup holder wouldn’t even slide out when I pushed the Eject button. So I ordered a new one, along with a PCI graphics card with 512 MB RAM on board. I might have mentioned an earlier attempt to order a PCI graphics card; that time I would up with a PCIE card. Needless to say, it didn’t fit any of the three PCI slots on the motherboard…

Wish me better luck this time.

I purchased Serif’s DrawPlus X4. That’s one of the CD’s my CD drive refused to recognize, so I couldn’t install the software and test it out. Or report on it. But I will, as soon as the new CD drive arrives. And I get it installed. And install the new graphics card. Which, if all goes well, shouldn’t take more than twenty minutes.

I’ll be sure to tell you all about that, too.

Have a great weekend. Mine will be somewhat damp and a bit on the chilly side, but if you’re anywhere near Middleburg, Florida on Saturday, be sure to stop by the event at the elementary school on Blanding Blvd. Spend some money, help that young man, and stop by my tent and visit for a bit.

Bring hot coffee. I take mine with cream and sugar.

Monday, December 6, 2010

A busy week ahead

 

Being sick – with whatever it was – is a bummer. Getting better isn’t much of an improvement, because you have to run twice as fast just to catch up to where you should have been. And there you are, all tired and worn down from being sick, putting yourself into deadly danger by all that running and worrying, knowing your bills are coming up fast behind and waiting in ambush up ahead.

Life just ain’t fair, I tell yah.

So I don’t do that. I admit that I used to, but not any more. I prefer to maintain a slow and stately progress through life. I get bit on the butt by an especially aggressive bill or two, and I may blunder into an ambush set by an especially devious bill lurking somewhere up ahead, but for the most part I get to where I’m supposed to be, more or less intact, and not all sweaty and wiped out from all that running twice as fast business.

Actually, if I just absolutely, positively, had to be sick, last week was an particularly good time for it. I didn’t have any events scheduled, you see.

But I do this week. In fact, I have three events scheduled in the next ten days. I’ll be speaking at Rasmussen College in Ocala on Wednesday, December 8, and signing books at the Fleming Island Winter Festival on Saturday, December 11 and at the Middleburg Winter Festival at the Middleburg Elementary School on December 18. That last is a benefit for a young man afflicted with a serious disease. I will be donating a few signed copies to the event promoters for their auction.

The Post Office just delivered a book order this morning. I usually get such deliveries well within a week of placing the order. Now, with the holidays closing in on us, this particular order took well over two weeks to arrive. Not good.

I’m working hard on “Twisted Key”, the third novel in the Terry Rankin series, and I just started a new, non-fiction project that is still very much in the research and organization phase of its young life. But it is looking good.

 

I hope you all have a very good week.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

You know that toe just beside your big toe…

 

I started to feel a bit peckish around mid-week last week – dry cough, bones hurting in places I didn’t know I had bones, like that. Thursday night I was pretty sure I was gonna die. My sister said she thought I had the flu, while I was pretty sure I had a nasty cold. I woke up Friday morning – actually I woke up several times during the night with the bedclothes all wet and soggy and chilly, and I was sweating, and hacking, and coughing, and groggy from lack of sleep. My nose was all stopped up and I couldn’t draw a decent breath.

At that point I didn’t much care if I had a cold or the flu. I made it through the day – in fact I even put my bedclothes through the washer and dryer and got them back onto the bed before I crawled back into it for the night. But it turned into another night just like the last one, with one major exception. I broke that damn toe.

At one point during that night I got up with a bad case of dry mouth. Freezing and shivering and dripping with sweat I climbed out of bed, and stumbled into the kitchen for a bit of orange juice. Unfortunately, I didn’t lift my feet quite as high as I should have. My sister has a thick rubber mat in front of the sink. That toe on my right foot caught on the edge of that damn mat and I heard the little ‘snick’ sound as the bone broke.

I was cold, and sweating, and groggy, and thirsty and I really, really had to stop in the bathroom on my way back to my now soggy and cold bed. So I ignored the additional insult to my much abused body, got my orange juice and took my badly shivering, sweating and now injured body into the bathroom and then climbed back into my damp and cold bed. Baby-ing my poor toe all the way, of course.

In the morning my toe was very much black and blue. My bedclothes went through the washer and dryer and again. And that’s how I spent the rest of my weekend.

My health started to return on Sunday, and, desperate to have something to show for all the time spent flat on my back, I ordered a graphics card for my computer. I work on an older Dell Pentium. It’s got serious limitations compared to modern machines. The greatest impediment I have to deal with isn’t the speed of the machine – it’s the 1 Gig RAM limit that’s got me boxed in. What I hoped for was a PCI graphics card with at least 512 MB RAM on board that would take the processing load out of the motherboard RAM. I do a lot of my own graphics work, and layouts for book covers and such like eat RAM like candy.

So I found a Diamond ATI Radeon card that fit the bill, and after checking the specs for the Dell Dimension 2350 it seemed to be a good match, so I ordered it.

Don’t ever do that when you’re sick as a dog and can’t string two thoughts together without screwing up.

The card showed on on Tuesday. Five minutes later I had the computer laying on it’s side with the cover off. I removed the card from the packaging and tried to fit it into one of the two open PCI slots. It was too long. It was a PCIE card. All I saw when I read the tech specs on line was PCI. When I checked the web site for the specs again, it said, PCIE. The ‘E’ is for “Extended”. My Dell does not have any PCIE slots.

I’m feeling a bit better today.

I hope your weekend went a bit more smoothly.

Here’s what I have coming up in the next month or so:

Book signings and speaking engagements

December 8    Rasmussen College, Ocala

December 11    Fleming Island Festival, Village Square Gazebo, 2245 Plantation  Center Drive, 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.

December 18    Middleburg Christmas Festival, Middleburg Elementary School
                          Blanding Blvd, Middleburg, 10 AM - 4 PM

January 17       All Booked Up bookstore, 1126 Bichara Blvd, The Villages,
                          11:00 am - 1:00 pm

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Nothing else seemed to work…

 

…so I took on another project. I’ve been stalling, actually thinking of things to do to avoid getting back to work on “Twisted Key”. It’s not unusual, actually. It’s not that I’m tired of Terry Rankin and Cathy Diamond, or even the story line. I just didn’t want to sink back into the “Zone” again.

Well, that particular problem is out of the way.

I was one of eighteen authors at a group book signing party give by the Historic Grounds Bookstore in Green Cove Springs last Saturday night. I got there earlier than most and was still setting up my table when a customer and her daughter entered the store to look around. She promptly bought copies of “The Big Bend” and “Hog Valley”, which I happily signed for her. Once the party got under way an hour later, I spent the rest of the evening selling and signing books.

It was a great evening. I hope all of the other authors did as well as I did. I met a lot of very nice people – new authors, old authors, journalists and even a publisher. And customers, of course. Lots of very nice customers.

One of whom wrote me a few days later to say she had already finished “The Big Bend” and loved it. She said she reads a lot of murder mysteries. So many, in fact, she can easily predict ‘who done it’, which must really ruin an otherwise good story for her. But in “The Big Bend” she was surprised by the ending, and loved that immensely. A few days later she got back in touch and said she thoroughly enjoyed “Hog Valley” and was waiting for “Twisted Key”. She also mentioned she was thinking of taking a long drive around Florida to see some of the locations in my books.

What a great compliment that would be for any author. And what a great encouragement to keep on writing. I feel like running into the street, yelling “More appreciation! Less cash!” I would never do that, of course, but the thought is there.

I had lunch around mid-week with that publisher I met at the book signing. He suggested a book project to me. We spent the next ninety minutes eating and talking. About editing, and books, and marketing and promotion. And that project. I sent him an email this afternoon, telling him I had an outline ready and would work on the first chapter, starting tomorrow. I should have it ready for him around mid-week.

“Twisted Key” will get equal time, I promise.

I’m looking forward to this next week. I hope you are, too.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The Ups and Downs of Selling

 

You’d think that after two years (or more) of writing, editing, rewriting and polishing a manuscript and actually getting the thing published that you’d be on easy street. You’d think that folks would appear on your doorstep, cash in hand, all atwitter to purchase your new book. Signed, of course.

You’d think that. Of course you would.

You’d be wrong. Disappointingly, frustratingly, and very sadly wrong. Nobody, except for your very closest friends, knows you exist, or knows that you have actually written and published a book. Or cares, for that matter.

Shortly after the glow of publication wears off (about fifteen minutes, on average), you begin to understand that writing and publishing are the easy bits of writing for a living. No matter the incredible number of hours you sweated blood to get your manuscript ready for the publisher, no matter the nights you lost sleep to doubt and insecurity, no matter the days you wandered and pondered, lost in plots and plans.

Harsh reality gets up in your face after those first fifteen minutes of utter joy and yells that no one gives a single, itty-bitty damn about you or your book.

They don’t know you, and have no idea your book even exists. What’s worse, they don’t care.

That is when you begin to understand that your job as a writer has now been placed way down on your List of Things To Do With Your Life.

Way, way down.

Remember the old saw about selling ice to Eskimos?  That’s you. That’s what you’ve got to do. You have to sell yourself and your book. Actively. There is no such thing as a passive salesman. You can’t sit in a bookstore with your book attractively displayed on a table, with your head buried in a magazine as people walk past and go home at the end of the day wondering why nobody bought your book. Well, you can, and some folks actually do that.

Time after time. Until they get really, really bored. Or depressed and very poor. At which time they go back to their real job, their precious book locked away where they won’t have to look at it ever again.

You have to get out, meet people, get them to like you and then help them to convince themselves they really want to read your book. You can’t sell a product to anyone, you know. You have to show them there is value in that book for them and then they convince themselves to buy it.

It’s what some folks call work. ‘Cause you have to do it for a living. Full time, overtime, weekends and holidays. You can write more stuff when you’re not selling. Or keeping your accounts, or researching new markets, or writing puff pieces for newspapers, or ordering more copies of your book(s) and hoping they arrive before your next sales event. Or setting up and maintaining your web site. Or writing a new post for your blog.

New writers are almost always reluctant to put themselves out there. Writers are usually shy and prefer to write in peace and quiet. They live through the the stories they tell. That’s a big part of why they write. But that does not sell books. Salesmen – or saleswomen – sell books, and develop markets.

Let’s get past the nasty bits of identifying the market for your work. Let’s assume you did that before you wrote the first word in your manuscript (as you should have done). Let’s also assume you’ve identified the price point for your book, and it’s set in stone. You know how much each copy costs you, including shipping, so you know what your gross profit will be from each sale. All that’s left is to identify where you’re going to go with your bags and boxes of books and your brand new marquee tent. And your smile, and your attentive look and pleasant demeanor.

And your fears of failure and rejection and your general nervousness.

I do a lot of personal appearances and book signings at independent bookstores and community fairs. I am open to speaking engagements, too. Not everybody can sell, and not everybody feels comfortable with public speaking. Not everybody writes books, either. But you did, and now you have to sell. First you have to sell yourself. then you have to give the person you’re speaking with a few good reasons to take a big chance on you and buy your book.

When a person approaches your booth, they are already curious. They want to know what you have out on your table. Stand up, smile, hold out your hand and introduce yourself. Look them in the eyes, and smile. Not everyone will give you their name, but most will. Be sure to remember it. Most people with take you hand, and return your greeting. People want to be friends with other people. People want to liked, and they want to talk about themselves. Find something about that person to compliment. Perhaps they’re wearing an NFL jersey, or carrying a very nice purse or wearing a lovely scarf. Get them talking. Find a connection for them with your book. Add value to your book by mentioning that connection.

Let them sell your book for you.

Let’s say you have two books. Make them an offer on the second book: “Look, I sell these books at $12.00 plus tax. Let’s say you buy both. I’ll knock $5.00 off the second book for you.” Almost always your new customer will go for the deal. He – or she – already likes you and likes the value they see in your product.

And then you sign the books, with a special note to your new friend.

You haven’t just made a sale. You’ve made a friend.

And you’ve just sold two books.

It’s easy. It’s fun. And you’re no longer alone. You’ve got a new friend. And money in your pocket. From your books.

Have a good week.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Web site changes, book signing events and more

 

I’ve added a number of new sections to the Photo Gallery ( http://garyshowalter.com/PhotoGallery.aspx ) – the major change is the addition of a section highlighting some of the pieces I built while in the workshop of Catriel Sugarman, in Jerusalem, Israel. I wish I had more pictures from those days. We did build some absolutely stunning pieces together.

Casey had the great good fortune to of acquiring a Holtzapffel lathe from a friend of his in South Africa. I had the great good fortune of restoring the lathe and using it for a few years. I loved that wonderful machine. Any real engineer would. I took lots and lots of pictures, and many of them are now in the Holtzapffel Lathe section of the Photo Gallery.

I had a great time at the Middleburg Winter Festival this weekend. Lots of nice people walking around, lots to see and do. It’s a small affair, and very well organized. Good music, good food and good weather, too. I met some very nice folks, many of whom purchased copies of my books. That’s always so encouraging.

Thursday evening will see me in Gainesville, Florida, at Books Inc, from 5:30 to 7:30. Stop by if you’re in the neighborhood. Saturday evening I’ll be at the Historic Grounds Bookstore on Walnut St. in Green Cove Springs. There will be six or eight authors present, along with some good wine and good cheese, so dress nice (I have to, so you should, too), stop by and visit for a while.

Have a good week.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Web Site changes

I’ve had the privilege (or misfortune, to be more precise), to spend much of my working life in crafts. Woodworking, silver and gold smithing, wood turning and carving, furniture building and restoration, and so on. I call it a privilege because it is sheer joy to build something well. But for me it was a misfortune, because I never made enough money to turn a profit for all of the hours I put into each job. I’m just that good a craftsman, and that bad a businessman, I guess.

So now I’m a writer, and a businessman. The only difference I can see between being a good craftsman and a lousy businessman and and being a good writer and a lousy businessman is that I don’t sweat as much, or drive my hammer onto my thumb quite as often. Actually, that’s a real improvement in my quality of life.

I miss all of my lovely tools, and my workshop, and my dreams. I do, really. But at my age I have to at least appear to be starting to grow up. Maturity sucks, if you ask me.

So I’ve taken many of the photographs of my work over the years and put together a Photo Gallery on my web site. I’ve added a bit of commentary on the pieces I’ve made, or restored, and I’ll probably expand that once most of the photographs are in place. It’s about half done, now.

So, log on to www.garyshowalter.com and click on the Photo Gallery. There are three or four sections there, now. Let me know what you think.

We’ll get back to more serious stuff later in the week. I’ve got a book to finish.

Have a good week